Showing posts with label ¿WHAT THE FCUK?. Show all posts
Showing posts with label ¿WHAT THE FCUK?. Show all posts

Sunday, August 25, 2013

PORN MAKES STRAIGHT GUYS SUPPORT GAY MARRIAGE

Many factors are influencing larger numbers of voters to support same-sex marriage. But it turns out that one of those factors might be porn. No, really.

When researchers looked over the last six years of studies funded by the National Science Foundation and found that the more porn a straight guy watches, the more likely he is to support same-sex marriage. They say this is especially true the less educated a man is.
Indiana University Assistant Professor Paul Wright said, "Pornography adopts an individualistic, nonjudgmental stance on all kinds of nontraditional sexual behaviors and same-sex marriage attitudes are strongly linked to attitudes about same-sex sex."

Here's the funny thing though. The authors of the study think the numerous lesbian scenes in porn intended for straight men might actually be what softens their attitudes towards same-sex unions. After all, if a woman wants to go down on her female friend, why shouldn't they also be allowed to go down to the courthouse and get hitched? Make sense.

Wright added that, "Since a portion of individuals' sexual attitudes come from the media they consume, it makes sense that pornography viewers would have more positive attitudes towards same-sex marriage."


Perhaps the Human Rights Campaign and Gays and Lesbians Allied Against Defamation should encourage more undecided male voters to watch such quality films as Cum Slutz Revenge and The Fisting Sisters Trilogy: Part Four as a way to covertly encourage straight guys to vote gay.

SOURCE: GAY DOT NET

Wednesday, June 12, 2013

YOU'RE SO UGLY, BUT I LIKE THE SIZE OF YOUR D&%K...

  
By Cleon T. Day, III
 
  You're so ugly, but I like the size of your dick.
  Would you mind putting this sack over your face?
  What I can see, I can't erase.
  It would be different, if you could do a trick!
 
  Yeah you're so ugly, but I like the size of your dick.
  Would you cut off the light so I can be turned on.
  It looks like a long chocolate Ding Dong.
  I'm gonna eat so much of you that I might get sick!
 
  Ah huh, you're so ugly, but I like the size of your dick.
  Could you fuck me from the back?
  Oops, did I hear a mirror crack.
  I'm an automatic, but you can shift your stick!
 
  Dayum you're so ugly, but I like the size of your dick.
  Could you see you way out?
  No, I ain't giving you mouth to mouth. 
Tell you what I'll do, I'll give your ass a lick!

Saturday, October 29, 2011

¡FIND GOD'S MATCH FOR YOU!


















I HAVE A LOT TO SAY ABOUT THIS VIDEO BUT I WON’T, SO I'VE
WRITTEN REALLY BIG. I'M HOPING THE SHEER SIZE OF MY WORDS WILL SHOW EXACTLY HOW
I FEEL ABOUT THIS RIDICULOUS AD. SOMETIMES BIG CAN BE GOOD. THE LOVE I FEEL FOR
HUMANITY IS GOOD. SOMETIMES BIG CAN BE BAD. CHRISTIANITY IS BAD (HISTORY
DICTATES). I HOPE THE SIZE OF THE WORDS IN THIS ENTRY ARE CONSIDERED GOOD, LIKE
MY LOVE FOR HUMANITY & NOT BAD LIKE THIS AD.





¿WHAT ARE SINGLE NON-CHRISTIANS TO DO?





¡PAGING SATAN!

Monday, October 17, 2011

SHANNEN DOHERTY'S EDUCATION CONNECTION









I can’t decide what is more diabolical, this commercial
or Shannen Doherty. Every time this ad comes on TV I am like WTH? What was her manager/agent thinking? I know many of us don’t know
Shannen beyond what we’ve seen her do career wise and not to mention the bad
girl persona she has put out there. Nonetheless, I find that she represents how
people are typically ‘mismatched’
with who they really are behind the facade or mask that gets them approval from
those that can’t see the ‘back story’
of what ‘brought them to whom they appear
to be’. Do you think that she believes if she
REALLY gets what she
deserves, we’ll see how the ‘smoke and mirrors’ of Hollywood play a big part in
the ‘show’ we call celebrity?






Wednesday, June 22, 2011

'GOD' MUST BE REAL PLEASE WITH WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH

Westboro Baptist Church, the Kansas-based organization that made its name picketing military funerals to protest the country's policy on gay soldiers, plans to make an appearance at the funeral of "Jackass" stuntman Ryan Dunn.

Why? Apparently the congregation, led by pastor Fred Phelps and his Twitter-happy daughter, was offended by Dunn's most famous "Jackass" stunt: the insertion of a toy car into his rectum. In one of the printable passages from the church's press release about Dunn, they write: 

"This arrogant jackass, famous for his 'vulgar stunts' at which this nation snickered,  died in a car accident in Goshen, PA (one of the most evil states to ever exist) after tweeting a picture of himself & two "friends" drinking - just hours before a 3 AM high-speed crash left him & his passenger dead & in flames. This is no prank! In His wrath, God cut off this young man in the prime of his life, because he made a mock of sin, and taught his fellow man to grievously sin against God!" It goes on:"God will not acquit an arrogant, proud, filth-loving sinner, who spent every ounce of every resource God gave him to pimp grotesque, nasty (and not even slightly funny) sin!"

Okay. Thanks Westboro Baptist. I had SERIOUS reservations posting this story because it just hurt my soul. I can't believe (yes I can) that people would take time out of their day to do something like this. I am not a church goer, but shouldn't the church, I don't know seek ways to make humanity better and do what their 'God' ask of them? 

Tuesday, June 7, 2011

DANIEL TOSH SEXUALLY HARASSES HIS EMPLOYEE'S NIPPLES


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This is the most awkward, hilarious, kinda arousing video I’ve seen in a while. LOL. Comedian Daniel Tosh decided his writing staff at Tosh.0 needed to get their man nipples pinched, prodded and clamped. Who better to do it than self-proclaimed “Pleasure Coach” Bob Patrick to harass his employee’s man-teats. Of course, it’s even funnier if he comes naked.

Being a good sport himself, Daniel Tosh becomes the recipient of Patrick’s services. The masseur rubs his naked body on Tosh while his writing staff works around him. Then he puts his head in between Tosh’s butt cheeks. The whole segment was captured for Daniel Tosh’s show on Comedy Central. Depending on how relaxed your work environment is, you can watch it at your desk. All the naughty bits (Thank God in Patrick’s case) are all blurred out.

Saturday, May 21, 2011

¡THE RETURN OF CHRIST!

Judgment Day is coming May 21, 2011 -- not sometime this decade, not sometime this year, but precisely on May 21.



The hundreds of billboards warning unrepentant commuters of their impending doom are courtesy of a California radio station led by 89-year-old Harold Camping, who initially predicted the world would end in 1994.



In New Jersey, about 30 believers paid to erect the signs in hopes of warning and saving their neighbors, said Bob James, a Morristown electrical engineer who organized the grassroots effort.



"Seven billion people are facing their death! What else could I do?" said James, who views the billboards as a message of hope. "When you have this information, with my love for my fellow man, I wanted to tell people."



Warnings of "end times" are cropping up all over. Along Route 15 in Rockaway Township, a handmade sign has a litany of upheaval that could double as a CNN news crawl: earthquakes, tsunamis and war.



"Pray! Pray! Get right. The signs of his coming are here," urges the anonymous prophecy.



Throw in buzz about the Mayan calendar's purported lights-out date of 2012 and it makes for jittery times.



"People love to speculate about the end of the world. It's human nature to want to know when Jesus is returning," said Barbara Rossing, author of The Rapture Exposed and an ordained pastor at the Lutheran School of Theology in Chicago. "But Christ specifically admonishes us, 'Don't try to figure it out."'



She finds Camping's views to be at odds with even those described in the best-selling Left Behindbooks about the Rapture, when some Christians believe they will be swept up into heaven as those left behind endure years of war and hardship.



"He has some very strange teachings on his website," she said. "This is very odd thinking."



Many May 21 believers say the Bible contains clues that brook no argument. God tells Noah the world will end in seven days; the Bible also equates a day to 1,000 years. The date of the flood has been set at 4990 B.C., so adding 7,000 years plus one for the missing year "0"

produces the year 2011. Translating a biblical reference to a month and day, from the Hebrew calendar to the Gregorian, results in May 21.



"It's no other date. It's only that date," said Michael Garcia, special projects coordinator at Camping's Family Radio enterprise.



The gathering up of saved souls will begin, followed by five months of chaos and tribulation that will serve as a spiritual going-out-of-business sale. It will culminate with the end of the world on Oct. 21.



That is daunting to Anthony Hernandez, a 44-year-old technology worker from Chester Township who runs a monthly Bible study class in his home. Although he devotes himself to proclaiming the message of the May 21 date, he knows that doesn't guarantee his salvation.



"If I find myself here May 22, then I'll be unsaved, because all the believers will be taken," he said. Asked if that scared him, the father of seven answers, "It is scary. I don't know if my children are saved."



He's made no contingency plans for life after May 21, neither booking a summer vacation with relatives, nor stocking up on provisions.



"I've done nothing, because if I'm lost, I'm lost. It's over," he said.



Although the May 21 prediction is widely dismissed, even mocked, Camping's followers see validation in that reaction. After all, Garcia said, Noah met nothing but skepticism when building his ark.



"It probably wasn't even raining at that time," said Garcia, a 39-year-old father of six.



"What was the attitude of everybody else? They scoffed -- and they died," said James, who also sees inspiration in Noah's tale. "So scoffers don't bother me."



Nor is the refusal of mainstream churches to accept their prediction any cause for doubt, for Camping's followers believe most churches are now corrupt.



Family Radio has placed about 1,000 billboards nationally. Garcia declined to disclose the cost, nor how much contributors gave in total, but individual donations ranged from $100 to $5,000.



End-of-the-world predictions are nothing new, said Rossing, who specializes in eschatology, or the branch of theology examining the end of the world.



Baptist preacher William Miller had thousands of followers -- called Adventists -- convinced the date would be Oct. 22, 1844. Many climbed on their roofs in anticipation of their imminent ascension. When that didn't happen, the day became known as the Great Disappointment.



Belief in the discovery of secret information is alluring, Rossing said.



"It's like the decoder ring you found in your cereal box," she said. "You can be the first on your block to decode the Bible."


Wednesday, January 19, 2011

TODAY IS SUMMER LEISURE DAY!