21 DUMB REASONS TO CHEAT ON HIM...
- Because
you are GAY.
- All
your friends have done it and you don't want to be left out.
- It's
just sex AND you want to live a little.
- Your
boyfriend thinks he might be bisexual.
- You
have a sex addiction. If that's not the case, it's still a good excuse to use
should you ever get caught.
- You
can't remember the last time you had GREATsex with him.
- Wrong
number - but the voice on the other end of the line sounds so nice...You meet
up for a quickie.
- The
man is just so gorgeous - it would be a crime not to...
- You
are on a diet and more sex you can get will burn the calories.
- Revenge
if he cheated on you first.
- Every
man should have some secrets.
- You
are in a long-distance relationship and what he doesn’t won’t hurt him.
- You're
stressed about your job, your friends are acting up and he won't stop nagging.
- You
want to punish your partner. That's all.
- The other man has a nice place AND money to spear…and
you've always wanted to get dirty with the finer things in life.
- You
don’t LOVE him but don’t want to leave
him.
- You're
in the mood for an adventure.
- You're
on a solo business trip and feeling lonely.
- You're
nearing a mid-life OR quarter-life crisis.
- His
sex drive is on cruise control.
- His
dick is TOO small and you need so much
more…
LMAO ur a mess
ReplyDeleteI love my man. I ain't cheating!
ReplyDeletelol @ this...It's a dangerously high level of disrespect to mess around then come back home and lay next to somebody who trusts you. Once you've found a reason to do it once, you'll certainly do it again, why not just call it quits ?Good boi @ acoustic :-)
ReplyDeleteIf God actually gave me the opportunity to have someone truly special in my life, I could never ever do anything to hurt him. Love is all that I dream of... and where there is <>no<> love, there is <>no<> room for sex. Not in my life.
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