¡I WOULD BE PISSED!

I exercise regularly. 

I eat moderate amounts of healthy food. 

I make sure to get plenty of rest {when I can}. 

I see my doctor once a year {I need to get on that} and my dentist twice a year {I floss regularly}. 

I've had chest x–rays, cardio stress tests, EKG's and ¿colonoscopies?{I think my first should be fun}. 

I have a variety of hobbies to reduce stress.

 I don't drink. 

I don't smoke. 

I don't do drugs. 

I don't have crazy, reckless sex with strangers. 

If a few reckless souls outlives me, I'm gonna be really pissed!