Showing posts with label JAI WITH THE FUNNY NAME. Show all posts
Showing posts with label JAI WITH THE FUNNY NAME. Show all posts

Monday, July 20, 2015

THE BEGINNING: A NARRATIVE OF THE BLACK GAY HOOK-UP (PART 1)

From the Top. I walk in.  He and I have exchanged the non-verbose dance of setting up this moment.  Neither of us intended on hooking up, so I thought, but we were bored and his private pics were appealing, to say the least.
“What you into?” he asks.  Although my profile says ‘vers top’, I gave him a little more of an understanding.

“YOU’VE BEEN ADDED TO HIS FAVORITES LIST.” the screen reads.  I knew he was interested.  His next message was a phone number.

We migrated to texting while he explained how he wanted it.  I always enjoy explicit instructions and have a slight anon fetish so I indulge him as he tells me he’s preparing to indulge me.  He instructs me to come in, the door will be unlocked.  Come to the bedroom where he will be waiting for me on the bed.  My dick is throbbing at the thought of those private pics, spread across the continent of his mattress, inviting me in, deeply.  I touch myself.

Forty-five minutes later, I arrive at his place, the light flickered in the breeze way.  The numbers on the doors were non-sequential.  I walked up one breezeway, then up another.  Tirelessly searching for door 1106.  I hadn’t bothered to wear underwear.  I figured I’d be naked by the time he saw me anyway.  The cool March breeze on my soft jugg made my dick jump.  I stopped under the streetlight, staring down at my phone contemplating whether to text him.  My dick bulging in my pants casted an unmistakable shadow in the night lights.  I turned into the darkness thinking communication could ruin the anonymity: I searched on.

I walked up one final breezeway and there was his door.  Pause came over me.  My hands sweaty and my body subtly quivering, anxiously.  My hands moistened just barely as I turned the knob and cracked the door.  My nerves rose with every creek of his entry way.  I stepped in to hear music playing: Maxwell’s Cococure.  I quickly, but quietly, disrobe.  My three garments left a small pile in front of his door.  I pulled my t-shirt over my head.  Stepped out of my Timbs. And dropped my grey sweat pants to the floor.  My body chilled in its nudity and my feet cooled on his tiled entryway floors.  I stepped onto he carpet and walked down his long hallway to the only open door.

The room is illuminated with just the light of his music playing on his television.  I crept through the bedroom door and there, laying naked on the bed was Hershey’s chocolate, personified.  His 5-foot-9-inch, slender frame was silhouetted perfectly in the center of the bed.  He lay there, face down, nose nuzzled between two pillows.  I admired the breadth of his thighs, the bend of his back, the cinch in his waist and the definition of his shoulders.  His manhood, pressed into the comforter of his bed, pointed back at me through his legs.  He was those private pics.

I stood at the foot of the bed, admirably.  I watched him arch his back as the shadows from the television danced on our bodies.  His movements were slow and subtle, rhythmic almost, accentuating the melodies of his body.  The music from the television in my ear as the orchestra of this moment rises to serenade my body.  The melodies of his sex dance across my skin.  My dick rises as I put one knee onto the bed, then the other.  I reach for his thigh, grasping it slightly, intentionally, as taking the dais to deliver my soliloquy.

I urge him toward me by his manhood.  His legs bend and he extends his ass.  What was music is now poetry.  His chest lay gripping the mattress, nipples pressed into the comforter and his arms spread to his sides.  His pelvis rises in the air like prose.  I can see directly from his chocolate hills, up the crease of his back to the nape of his neck.  He was positioned as if his whole existence was crying out to me like the caged bird.  My body arose and my sex saluted.


It begins.

SOURCE: JAI WITH THE FUNNY NAME

Wednesday, June 3, 2015

TOSSED MY SALAD LIKE HIS NAME ROMAINE...5 ASS EATING TECHNIQUES TO MAKE HIM MOAN

Ass is the uncharted frontier. Many have spread it open. Several have plunged to its depths. Others have explored its vast and far reaching walls. But still many have not fully come to comprehend it’s wonders. The obstacle many of us fall into when figuring out a particular ass is we neglect to tell those seeking to explore us exactly how to treat our golden, chocolate, caramel, or cream-colored hills. That could be an attribute of not truly understanding our asses. We’ll gladly say fuck it, suck it, or eat it, but we rarely go the extra step of informing our partner on how to do those things. We leave them to their own devices and cross our fingers hoping he (or they) knows what he (or they) is doing.

Go the distance


Before you contemplate a technique, always remember eat it until the ass is juiced, then eat it some more. You always want your works space to be soft and supple. The tighter the boo-gina, the longer you’ll have to churn. The upside about eating it is that it will pay off dividends when it comes to fucking.

The kiss


Why is it that ass, and even pussy, is most often compared to either food or a mouth?  Cakes, lil debbies, bunts, pound, red velvet, cream filling, frosting are all analogies many have used for ass, while the actual asshole is usually referred to as lips that pucker.  Notwithstanding, if we’re going to call it lips, it demands to be kissed.

This kiss method is the process of kissing the ass.  It involves a deep tongue dive followed immediately by a smooch.  It doesn’t count unless it makes the “smooch” sound.  Or you can try kissing the sides of the cakes between eating.  The skin around the ass is actually as sensitive, to some, as the ass hole itself.  Eating doesn’t have to be such a linear experience, detour on the cakes, take a rest stop on the crack, or take that left turn at those dimples where the ass meets the back muscles.  Paint your whole workspace with your tongue and wait for the moans—they will inevitably cum.

The chewer


Teeth have few places in the bedroom: nipples (maybe), nibbles during kisses (try it and see), ass eating (huh?)  Try this.  There is a time in the juicing process when the ass is supple and it puckers.  You, the eater, have massaged the anal muscles until not only is it soft, but it winks at you.  Once the ass is winking, try sucking the booty hole until you can cup it gently between your teeth and chew.  Don’t close your teeth completely, just massage the upper and lower of the anus with your teeth as your sucking with your mouth.  The pressure offers the person getting eaten a sensation much like when your dick reaches the back of a deep throat.

The blower


When eating ass, warm and cool sensations are especially welcomed.  Not be confused with warming or cooling lubes, the natural warming and cooling of the mouth does just fine.  When eating, take a break and blow on the ass, then eat, then blow again.  The cool air mixed with your warm tongue make for a longer-lasting, intense sensation.

The tongue fuck


A tongue offers an ass the same feelings of raw sex without many of the risks and pain/pleasure combination.  When you tongue fuck, its like sticking a perfectly shaped member into an ass that is just big enough to feel magnificent, but not nearly long enough to have to do the “go slow” dance.  It’s all the pleasures of a well-lubed dick without many of the pains and considerations.

SOURCE: JAI WITH THE FUNNY NAME

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